Marshallese Short Stories 3
C-Rex ["Hi, I love to eat cheese"]
There once lived a little T-Rex named C-Rex. He loved to eat cheese. C-Rex was adopted by meerkats. When he was little he was in a little egg and then he grew up.
When C-Rex tried to squeeze through their burrow it was very difficult. When C-Rex finely got in the hole he went to his room and slept for the night.
When C-Rex grew up he met a girl T-Rex and they got married and had babies. The End
Goldilocks 3: The Day She Goes to Jail (based off a book that Jamie shared with Mr. Savu's class one day, a book she wrote in 5th grade called Goldilocks II, when Goldilocks breaks into a dentist's office)
Once upon a time there lived a little girl named Goldilocks. Goldilocks was in big trouble because the dentist called the police ever since she broke into their office.
The police took Goldilocks to the police station. There she met the judge. The judge finally decided that Goldilocks was guilty and the police put her in jail. The police put Goldilocks in a cage and they told her, "You'll be in jail for 5 years, young lady!" So Goldilocks stayed in jail for 5 years.
Finally 5 years were over, Goldilocks got out of jail, and she promised herself that she wouldn't go into anyone's house ever again. [Goldilocks: "I'm free!!]
The Recycle Man
When I was walking I saw a recycle man named Ranton. He always wanted to recycle things from the ground. He is a poor man; he doesn't have any money. He recycles and gives the Chinese man a box of cans and bottles, and they give him $2.00 so he could buy food and a drink.
After he finished eating he started to recycle because he wanted to buy a house to live in. He recycled all day long and then he had 5 boxes of cans and they gave him $100.00. He bought a small house but it was not cheap. Then he lived in it. The End
Once upon a time there lived a handsome prince named Michal. Then he saw the most beautifulest girl in the village. All the other girls got jealous. Then one night they made a plan to cut her. So when the girl was sleeping all the other girls cut her legs, arms, head, and everywhere. Each girl gets a piece. But the head was the hardest.
Then a few years passed. The girl they had killed was a ghost. When it was raining hard and all the girls were together, a girl knocked on the door. She said, "Can I come in?" They said, "How come you have cuts all around you?" Then the girl who was a ghost said, "You did this to me." Then she killed all the girls. The end.
The Lady at the Airport
There is this lady at the airport that always asks for rides. ["Can I have a ride?"]
She looks pretty but she is a ghost. If you go back her hair color will change. ["Can I ride?"]
She is a ghost. If her hair is blue she is getting closer. If her hair is red it means she'll kill you. ["I'm gonna kill you!!!!" "Ahhhhh!"]
He Heard Footsteps Come Up the Cellar Door
There was this house that they said was haunted. They said no one lived there. Then a priest said he would do it. Then when he went in her heard footsteps come from the cellar door. Then he read the Bible. Then it stops. Then after a few minutes he heard it again. Then he read the Bible. Then he fell asleep. Before he could take his Bible there was this lady. She said her husband killed her for her money. Then he got her money. The End
Me-Tie Douty Walker
There was this boy that went to sleep in a haunted house. He took his dog. He heard, "Me-tie douty walker," then the dog said, "Yiki hiki kiki miki." Then it got closer and closer. Then the head fell down, the dog died, and they never saw the boy and dog ever again.
The Girl on the Grave
The girl was on the grave, then she stabbed a knife at the soil. Then the ghost took her to hell. Then they saw her hanging without her head in the attic. Then they found her head in the basement. The End
The Joke Page
Why did the toilet paper try to roll down the stairway?
Answer: He tried to go to the bottom.
Who are the two guys that say Aloha while it rains?
Answer: The wipers.
How does the ocean say hi to you?
Answer: The waves.
Why was the mummy the best student?
Answer: He was all wrapped up in his work.
The Fight in the Air Continanthony
Once upon a time a plane named the Aircontinanthony was flying. It landed on the airport at Majuro and gave the boxes with stuff they ordered from the United States of America.
Then it went to Hawaii and gave ukulele and coconut. A boy named Joshua couldn't wait to see inside and sleep inside the Aircontinanthony. It was Joshua's first flight in the Aircontinanthony. Joshua's dad told Joshua that they were going to visit Joshua's mother.
The Haunted Old Lady!!
Creepy monster lady.
She has creepy hair.
She has a creepy face.
She has a creepy stomach.
She has creepy knees.
She has creepy nails.
Creepy monster lady.
The Hospital of Monsters
Once upon a time there was a man. He was guarding the hospital. Then when he looked at the camera he saw a black and red eye. But when he went and checked the person was gone. Then he heard a person say, "Ahhhhhhhh." Then when he looked up he saw a man covered with blood and he was wearing a shirt. Then when the man screamed the monster opened his mouth. When he opened his mouth there was a black tongue and black teeths. Then the man ran but he didn't see the wires. Then he tripped and the monster was coming closer. Then the lights were like this: off on off on.
When the light went off the thing moved. When the lights were on the monster looked like it was dancing. But when the light turned off and on the monster was standing and doing nothing. And his hair was long like a woman's hair.
Then she got closer and closer, then when the man screamed the monster screeched and ran to the man and ate him up. ["Help!" "Krrrrrrr!!"]
Don't be the one to die today.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Lia Ortega. Her mom died because there were vampires attacking her house. When she started to die, she quickly gave her powers to her daughter, Lia.
A year later, Lia grew up and met a boy named Mateo Rodriguez. He and Lia were the chosen ones. Mateo was the chosen vampire and Lia was the chosen werewolf.
They had a baby. It was so cute! But the prophecy said that the baby will kill everyone in the whole wide world.
Because Mateo and Lia are the chosen ones, they didn't believe the prophecy, so they lived happily ever after. THE END
The Lazy Cat
There was this silly cat that was very lazy. He did not do anything but just sit down. He was selfish, too. There was this rat that was hard working. It was almost time for winter. The rat was ready. When it was winter the rat had a feast. But the cat was so hungry that he asked the rat. The rat said, "Why should I give my food to you when you had all this time?" Then the cat begged. And the rat gave him some food. Then the rat said, "That is the last time I'll give you food."
Then when it was going to be winter the cat was read for winter.
The Funny Story
There was this guy who was a clown. He loved to get pie all over his face and get messy. Then he met a woman clown that he loved. Then he asked the woman clown if she wanted to go on a date with him. She said yes.
Instead of them dressing as clowns they dressed perfectly. Then they went to get married. Then they had kids that became clowns. The End
Across the River
Once upon a time a boy named Hangel wanted to cross the river all day. He is the bravest boy to cross the river to see the demon. He saw the demon because she was making a noise like roar! And Hangel started to fight the demon. [Demon: "Can't catch me!"]
After Hangel fought the demon he got home and he was famous because he killed the demon.
Gerben and Lisa
An annoying little boy named Gerben loved to steal, cheat, and pull pranks on people. [Gerben: "Hey, Lisa, what's the answer to problem A?" Lisa: "1,000,000." Gerben: "But that's 3+3!"]
One day Lisa wanted revenge because at snack time Gerben took her chocolate-covered apple. At gym class Lisa kicked Gerben into the pool.
When Lisa was walking away, she saw Gerben drowning. [Lisa: "I'll save you!"]
As Lisa dove in the deep pool she neede a breath of air. She swam up but she still needed air! She seemed to be stuck. Her feet was under Gerben. ["HELP, Mr. Jim!"]
When Mr. Jim saved them, Gerben thought Lisa was his hero. He fell in love.
After that Gerben started asking for dates. Lisa would say, "No! Never!" But one day Lisa said yes. After they had gone on several dates until one rainy day. She said yes to his marriage proposal.
After that they had 2 twins, Grilisa and Liben. [Liben: "Look at my math paper!" Gerben holds up his son's math paper that says 1+1=4 and 2x1=5220]
And Gerben never finished college.
The Lonely Mermaid Who Almost Died without Love
A mermaid named Trisa was lonely. She has no friends. She was the only mermaid in the sea. One day she saw a butterfly on the beach. Her first butterfly. She caught it in her hands. One day Trisa brought the butterfly in the water. A girl appeared in her place. Moral: Never trust a pretty face. "Where are you going?" asked Trisa. "To the enchanted mirror." [The butterfly-girl started dragging Trisa into the sky.]
Trisa fell and landed by a lake. Inside she saw friends. When she turned around everyone was there. Moral: Some people are friendly and kind.
Trisa was so happy that she cried. She found her parents.
Then she saw a boy, a cute boy. Her love was so powerful that she transformed into a stronger and beautifuler mermaid. The boy Himson asked her out. Moral: Love can fix anything.