Marshallese Short Stories 2
Once upon a time there was a cinderella and she loved flowers. They named her Rosable. She was named after the roses that she found in California. [picture of a girl says "Oh, just look at these beautiful things. Wow."]
Rosable was sixteen when she found the roses but now she is ninteen. She has a baby named after her. The baby's name is Rosey and Rosable's boyfriend's name is Rian. Rian and Rosable fell in love when they were in high school together.
They got married on June 22 and the baby was 1 years old. They are so happy that they fell in love. One day the mother and father of Rosey were arguing, then they were fighting. The next day they were fighting again, then the baby ran away. They found the baby dead on the flowers. Then the mother cried, "Why?"
The baby said, "I DON'T LIKE YOU AND DAD FIGHTING!!!"
Predators II: The Last Survivors of the Hunt
Have any of you heard about predators? This is when they hunt in the city of the United States of America. [picture of a boy with a knife in his head has a caption that reads, "You may be the next to die"]
One day a man named Joseph worked as a SWAT police. One day after arresting a drunk man, he went to his apartment 206. Joseph went to bed. Suddenly a flash of light came from his window. He looked out and couldn't believe his eyes. He saw some kind of flying machine hiding in a cloud of thunder.
In the morning Joseph remembered that ship he saw but he thought he was dreaming. He got up and took a shower. Joseph drove to the police station where his chief reported something strange was going on. The police picked up something they had never seen before.
Joseph saw the head and was stunned by what he saw. The chief said he found it in the apartment of Joseph's neighbor, Ms. Robin. Joseph yelled, "Is she OK?!" The chief said she wasn't in her apartment. Joseph was disappointed at what had happened, then the phone rang. They reported something weird in town.
Joseph went to the site of the report and went in. But when he got in he found Ms. Robin's head and a leg of a weird creature and a dead body full of bite marks.
The Haunted House and the Wicked Witch
Once upon a time there was a wicked witch named Pink Pony. He wasn't the smartest witch but he was dangerous like other witches. Every single day he tried to find Oopa-Loummpas but every time he saw them they ran as fast as the wind.
He tried to catch him but he was so fast. He began to sit down and rest, but then the witch spotted the Oopa Loummpa slowing down. The wicked witch was fast enough to catch the Oopa Loummpa. When he caught him he took him to his haunted house. The wicked witch took him to his basement so he could suck out the power out of him.
The wicked witch didn't know that he had a haunted house. The haunted house opened the cage for the Oopa Loummpa because the haunted house was nice. [Speech bubble in the picture coming from the haunted house says, "Noooo."]
The wicked witch was so angry that he turned himself into an Oopa Loummpa. After that he tried to find another Oopa Loummpa so he could take him to the Oopa Loummpa village. ["Where on Earth are those creatures?"]
Finally the witch spotted an Oopa Loummpa. He asked the Oopa Loummpa if he could take him to the village. And he did. The witch was so glad. ["Yahoooooo" says one figure, "Not too loud!" says another, and the caption reads "To be continued."]
The Wicked Witch 2: The Oopa Loummpa Village
The wicked witch thought of all the magic he could make with all the Oopa Loummpas. He would be the most powerful witch in the whole wide world. He tried to catch all the Oopa Loummpas but his formed change. All the Oopa Loummpas ran out of the village as fast as they could. ["Nooo!"]
The wicked witch tried to run after them but he was too slow so he used his broomstick to catch them.
Then the witch lost them. He went to find them on his magic mirror. He looked at his magic mirror and he still couldn't see them because they were running as fast as the wind. The witch tried to find a spell to slow down the Oopa Loummpas.
But he didn't find the spell. All he did find was how to make trees. He looked and looked for the Oopa Loummpas but he had no luck in finding them. ["Oh, I'll never find them."]
Then finally he gave up. He spend all his days finding powerful magics. ["I give up."]
Meanwhile the Oopa Loummpas were looking for a new home. They can still run fast.
THE END of this book forever
Tom the Truck
Tom the truck was a pickup truck. It likes to pick up people. People think that Tom the truck is the greatest truck in the world. Tom the truck is the greatest truck in the world. The End.
Once upon a time there was a zoo keeper. He was fat and short. But he liked animals. One day he went to the zoo but when he put one foot in he stepped in some smelly water. But when he leaned to smell it, a monkey went behind him and pushed him. Then when he stood up his face was covered with poop. Then the monkey laughed. Then the man said, "Not funny, not funny."
Then the zoo keeper went and fed the gorilla. He threw some bananas inside the cage. Then when the gorilla spat his food on the zoo keeper's face, he said, "Good, very good." Then the zoo keeper went and when he saw the lion the lion said, "Hello." Then the zoo keeper was scared and when he ran away he hit his head with a huge iron.
Then he woke up. Then he screamed. Then the monkey said, "Sorry for pushing you in the poop." Then the zoo keeper went home, and when he was going to go out, the boss went and gave him his money. Then when the zoo keeper went to the zoo, the animals were making him food and they ate all night together.
The Garbage Man
Once upon a time there was a man named Anthony. Anthony was visiting his grandma and grandpa. He saw a man carrying a trash bag full of trash. The 31-year-old man named Anthony helped the man and named himself Anthony the Garbage Man. The old man was really tired of his job. Anthony substituted for the old man. The man was at Anthony's house. The old man thanked Anthony the Garbage Man. Anthony made a big party because the old man had retired.
After the party that night he slept on his wife's bed. He snored on his wife's bed. That morning he walked to the zoo. A monkey was the security guard. He went in and to his monkey and went home and collected the garbages. Then he lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time there was a man in a graveyard. He went to the graveyard at midnight. The man was by himself in the graveyard. He was looking for a man named John. The man was sorry because he killed John. He shot him in his house and the police arrested him. He feels sorry. [Gravestone says "R.I.P. John Michael" with flowers underneath the headstone]
When he got out of prison he promised not to kill anybody ever again. The End
The Haunted Hotel
Once upon a time there was a man who lived in a hotel. The man always loved his hotel. The room that he lived in always had a window and an elevator. One night he was watching TV. While he was watching he stood up and went to the bathroom. After he came out of the bathroom the TV was off. He tried to turn it on, but it couldn't. When he looked at the back of the TV all the cables were cut.
When he went down the elevator, he went into the lobby. Nobody was there. When the man looked down he saw a bloody man. The man's head was cut off. He was so frightened that he ran out of the lobby. While he was running he saw a man hanging from the wall. Both of the man's legs were cut off.
He ran quickly to the elevator. The elevator couldn't open. When he looked at the door he saw a person. The person's clothes were all bloody. The person's face was blue. He tried to open the elevator. The person started to walk towards him. Finally, the elevator opened. When he got into his room he called the police. When the police got to the hotel they burned the hotel and the man was safe.
When he was at his own house the lady appeared again. When he saw the lady the lady ate him. The man was never to be heard from again.
The Lost Princess
Once upon a time in the night a baby was placed on the footstep of a woman's house. The woman was going to get some food. Then she saw the baby, she held up the baby, and took her inside her house.
Twelve years later the girl was twelve years old. She was really pretty. She always helped her mom do her work and clean the house, but the mom always went into her room and called her friends. But her mom kept on yelling at her and told her to clean. ["Broom harder!"]
Three more years later the king and queen (the girl's real mom and dad) kept trying to find her. Then the king took a picture out of his pocket and saw that the girl looked like the girl in the picture. Then he took her and told her the news. She was so happy but her fake mother was so Bad!! The fake mother did not want to let the girl go, so she punched the king's face. The king and queen took the girl and put the other mom in jail. ["Get me out of here!" "Shut up, loser!"]
Five years later the girl is twenty years old. She married a prince and had one baby. The parents (the king and queen) were really proud of her. The End
Once upon a time there was a little girl and a mother. They were celebrating the birthday of the little girl's aunt. The little girl's name is Ysay and the mother's name is Rosario. They were celebrating at a restaurant. Rosario saw the turkey, then she started eating the turkey. Then she started crying. Then she started to get angry about that recipe. Then she went home and looked at that book. And she saw the recipe ripped from the book. Then she went back to the restaurant to look for the guy that gave the turkey to them. Then they were fighting and then Victoria saw them fighting. She helped the guy kill Rosario, then she fell down the stairs and the guy was yelling her name and crying. The guy was crying because Victoria pushed Rosario.
The guy's hand was bloody. Then the little girl was worried about the mother. At night at 12:00, the police were outside of their house. The girl was crying and the aunt and the brother were telling her that her mom died. Then she cried until they got to the hospital. All the family was crying because Rosario was dead.
Then Victoria left from the country because she was scared to go to jail. Then they went to a funeral. Then they went home to change their clothes because they were going to go to the beach. They were going to swim and pray and eat so they won't be worried about Rosario.
Then Ysay grew up, and she was a chef like her mother to earn money. She liked to cook every day. One night she had a nightmare about a Filipino pop star, Mito. And they lived happily ever after. THE END
The Creepy Old Man
He has stinky feet and toes.
He has an ugly face.
He has gross teeth.
And he has an ugly body.
The Man Who Poop Money
Once upon a time a rich lady gave birth to a boy who poops out money. That's how the lady got rich. So that's how it starts [picture of a pregnant lady saying "Ouch!!"].
So as they got richer the boy, Ken, got sicker. So the day he died, 6/6/6, his mom became poor and sad!! But Ken's mom didn't know that Ken had a girlfriend. And they both had a son that pooped money too. So one of the babysitters told her that she had a grandson.
So she sent some people to go bring them home so they could have a funeral and so they could live together. The mom's name was Joanna. The girlfriend's name was Shaja. The son's name was Jaclay.
Jaclay pooped money like his dad. So they lived with them and they got richer. And when they went to malls they told Jaclay to poop in the purse so they could have money.
So Jaclay had two daughters but no sons until he died. But the lady (Shaja) had another husband and they had a boy but it pooped normal. THE END
Once upon a time there were four girls. They were so popular. They were called the Cheetah Girls. They were singing on a stage in New York. They were wishing to be in a concert in Barcelona. First, they saw a shooting star and started wishing. Then the girls asked their parents if they could go to the concert with them. Then, they said, "Yes!"
Then they were in the concert singing, and they WON!
Little Red Riding Hood: Part 2
One day there was a girl named Riding Hood. She was six years old. Her family was very poor. They had no food and no money. They just stole food from people.
Riding Hood became a teenager. Then the police came and told them to stop stealing or they would go to jail. They were so very sorry for what they had done. Then Riding Hood went out to get food. Then this guy named J.P. came and saw Riding Hood. He fell in love with her. But J.P. was a prince. He was the richest man ever. Then when Riding Hood saw him she ran away. J.P. was running after her. Then he lost her.
Then when they saw each other again, the prince asked her to marry him. And then she said yes. Then the family had money. And Riding Hood lived happily ever after.
The Fishing Max
One morning Max was ready to go fishing with his dad. Max and his dad went to their boat and they went over the ocean. Max was fishing and he got a big fish. And his dad had five fish. Max's mom cooked the fish in their house and they ate it. And Max slept and dreamed about being a fisherman.
The Bear Who Came Out Human!!
Once upon a time there was a bear who gave birth to a girl. That girl's dad was a man. That man's name was Duke. That girl's name was Cindy. The bear's name was Jubot. Duke and Jubot met at the mall [in the picture, Duke says, "Go away!" and the Jubot the bear has hearts around her head].
Duke was a security guard. So Jubot came to the mall for a walk until she met Duke. Duke hated bears but Jubot fell in love with Duke so Jubot went home and gave birth to Cindy. Jubot and Cindy walked to the mall so Cindy could see her dad. [Duke: "That's not mine!" Jubot: "Prr...Prr..." Cindy (head of a bear and body of a human): "Dad?"]
Jubot told Cindy to stay and wait for her. Duke tried to kill Cindy, but Cindy kept on talking and he couldn't kill her. Until the manager came and he was angry. Jubot came back as Duke was going to kill Cindy so Jubot came and pushed Cindy out of the way . . . and Jubot was dead. Cindy cried so so hard. [Duke: "Sorry." Cindy: [looking at her mom] Jubot: [bleeding] Manager: "More!"]
Cindy was so mad she became full bear (and mean) and was warning Duke. Duke was so shocked. All the people at the mall were shocked. But the manager enjoyed it. [Duke: "Ohh." Customers: "OMG" Cindy: "Grr. Grr." Jubot: [bleeding] Manager: "Hee hee."]
So it ended up with Cindy killing Duke. Cindy came back to being a human for the rest of her life. But her parents had a grave together. And Cindy lived happily ever after with her husband and kids. [picture of two headstones and Cindy, her husband, and three children.]
Bad Little Girl
Once upon a time there was a bad little girl. All she knows is that she is bad. She tries to figure what her name and hair look and sound like. Everyone says that she is pretty but that she is bad.
She calls herself ugly but she is really beautiful. I say "Sophie" to her but she says "Hey, people, who is Sophie?" Everyone says, "I don't know but I say you are that Sophie that I am talking about." Now she knows her name and how bad she is. Someone gave her a mirror and then she looked at her hair, and she said, "They are right about me, wow." Now she knows her name, how she is bad, and how she is so beautiful.
She always puts her hair down to look pretty in front of everyone. Sophie likes to play crazy games. She is so funny when she plays a game. "Bla Bla Bla," she said.